From http://article.gmane.org/gmane.emacs.devel/47911
“Waiting for Emacs” would make for a scintillating piece of absurd theater, with the particularly rememberable line “Code, pig!”. I have not yet figured out where XEmacs would come into play, though.
ESTRAGON: Charming spot. (He turns, advances to front, halts facing auditorium .) Inspiring prospects. (He turns to Vladimir.) Let’s release.
VLADIMIR: We can’t.
ESTRAGON: Why not?
VLADIMIR: We’re waiting for The Release.
ESTRAGON: (despairingly). Ah! (Pause.) You’re sure it was here?
VLADIMIR: What?
ESTRAGON: That we were to wait.
VLADIMIR: He said from the trunk. (They look at the CVS tree.) Do you see any others?
ESTRAGON: What is it?
VLADIMIR: I don’t know. A branch.
ESTRAGON: Where are the commits?
VLADIMIR: It must be dead.
ESTRAGON: No more weeping.
VLADIMIR: Or perhaps it’s not the season.
ESTRAGON: Nothing to be done…
DIDI: I’ve about come ‘round to that opinion myself. All my life, I’ve put it from me, saying “Vladimir, be reasonable”. And so I resumed the struggle.
ESTRAGON: Let’s go!
DIDI: We can’t.
ESTRAGON: Why not?
DIDI: We’re waiting for The Release.
ESTRAGON: Ahh…