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< What's Hitlers least favorite planet?
< 'Jewpiter' -Ben
< Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
< The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in an oven!
< Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
< A canoe tips
< How do you get 100 jews into a car?
< Throw a quarter in it.
< How do you get them out again?
< Tell them Hilter is driving.
< How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
< 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
< How do you know you have a queer Jew?
< He likes money more than girls.
< Have you heard about the Jewish sports car?
< It stops on a dime, then picks it up
< What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
< Free pork
< Whey do Jews have such big noses?
< Cuz all the airs free.
< Whats the object of Jewish football?
< To get the quarter back.
< How was copper wire invented?
< 2 Jews fighting over the same penny
< What language does Jewish homo speak?
< Heblew
< What did the little German boy get for his birthday?
< Easy bake oven and a G.I Jew
< Hows Christmas celebrated in Jewish homes?
< They put parking meters on the roof.
< Why did the Jews walk around the desert for 40 years?
< They heard that someone dropped a quarter
< What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections?
< A whine and cheese party.
< Whats Jewish doggy style?
< You beg for half an hour and the princess rolls over and plays dead.
< What happens when a Jew with an errection walks into a wall?
< He breaks his nose. - Mandy
< What's faster than a speeding bullet?
< A jew with a coupon. - John
< Why did Hitler kill himself?
< He saw his gas bill -Goose
< What's the difference between a jew and Santa?
< Santa goes down the chimney! -christoph
< A priest and a rabbi were walking down the street,
< on the other side they saw a young boy walking.
< The priest looked at the rabbi and said, "Let's screw him!", the rabbi replied, "Outta what?"
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> ;;; emdroid.el --- Android Wrappers for Emacs
> ;; Copyright - (cc) Some Rights Reserved 2007 Jonathan Arkell
> ;; Author: jonnay <jonnay@jonnay.net>
> ;; Keywords: java
> ;; This file is not part of GNU Emacs.
> ;; This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or
> ;; modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as
> ;; published by the Free Software Foundation version 2.
> ;; This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, but
> ;; WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
> ;; MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the GNU
> ;; General Public License for more details.
> ;; For a copy of the GNU General Public License, search the Internet,
> ;; or write to the Free Software Foundation, Inc., 59 Temple Place,
> ;; Suite 330, Boston, MA 02111-1307 USA
> ;;; Commentary:
> ;; Why should eclipse guys get all the fun? Here are some commands for
> ;; working with android
> ;;; Install:
> ;; 1) add to your .emacs somehow.
> ;; 2) customize-group emdroid, and set the Emdroid Tools Dir to
> ;; the location of the Adroid SDK Tools Directory.
> ;; 2a) optionally set the name of the emdroid activity creator
> ;; executeable
> ;;; Use:
> ;; emdroid-create-activity
> ;; Create a new activity. Assumes the current directory.
> ;; emdroid-run
> ;; Execute the emulator.
> ;; emdroid-install
> ;; Asks for a file to install, and installs it on the emulator
> ;; emdroid-dmesg
> ;; Prints out the kernel dmesg
> ;; emdrpoid-info
> ;; Displays info of the device
> ;;; Bugs:
> ;; - I think my defcustoms are bunk, and the defaults have embedded quotes.
> ;;; Plan:
> ;; - Better usage and install docco
> ;; - Minor mode with key bindings
> ;; - more (useful) wrappers around adb commands
> ;; - wrappers around the ohter commands
> ;; - integration with jde, especially the debugger
> ;; - maybe some kinda sql-sqlite integration as well?
> ;; - dired hooks to copy files to and from the device easily?
> ;;; History:
> ;; * 0.1.1 - Added a real emacs prelude
> ;; - Added command to start emulator
> ;; - Added adb wrapper, it kinda sucks but is at least functional.
> ;; - Wrote some wrapper commands
> ;; * 0.1.0 - First Ever version on EmacsWiki.
> (defgroup emdroid nil
> "Customizations for the Emdroid Package."
> :version "0.1"
> :group 'emdroid)
> (defcustom emdroid-tools-dir
> nil
> "Directory where the emdroid tools are. i.e /android_sdk_windows_m3-rc22a/tools/"
> :group 'emdroid
> :type 'directory)
> (defcustom emdroid-activity-creator
> "activityCreator.bat"
> "If you are on windows it is likely ActivityCreator.bat. If you are on Linux or OS X it is likely ActivityCreator.py."
> :group 'emdroid
> :type 'string)
> (defvar emdroid-emulator-process nil
> "Variable storing the emulator process state.")
> (defvar emdroid-buffer nil
> "The output buffer for emdroids ADB.")
> (defun emdroid-create-activity (class-name)
> "Prompts for a class name, and runs the create activity utility in the current directory."
> (interactive "sFully Qualified Class Name:")
> (shell-command (concat emdroid-tools-dir "/" emdroid-activity-creator " " class-name) "*Create-Activity*"))
> (defun emdroid-emulator-live-p ()
> "Returns whether or not the emulator is live"
> (and emdroid-emulator-process
> (eq (process-status emdroid-emulator-process)
> 'run)))
> (defun emdroid-run ()
> "Executes the emulator"
> (interactive)
> (if (emdroid-emulator-live-p)
> (message "Emulator already running.")
> (progn
> (setq emdroid-emulator-process (start-process "em-droid-emulator" nil (concat emdroid-tools-dir "/emulator")))
> (message "Launching emulator."))))
> (defun emdroid-adb (command args)
> (if (not (buffer-live-p emdroid-buffer))
> (setq emdroid-buffer (get-buffer-create "*ADB*")))
> (pop-to-buffer emdroid-buffer nil)
> (end-of-buffer)
> (shell-command (concat emdroid-tools-dir "/adb " command " " args) 'true))
> (defun emdroid-install (file)
> "Installs an android APK"
> (interactive "fPackage To Install: ")
> (emdroid-adb "install" file))
> (defun emdroid-dmesg ()
> "Show the linux dmesg"
> (interactive)
> (emdroid-adb "shell" "dmesg"))
> (defun emdroid-info ()
> "Show info about the device. For now just the serial and device #"
> (interactive)
> (emdroid-adb "get-product" "")
> (emdroid-adb "get-serialno" ""))
;;; emdroid.el --- Android Wrappers for Emacs ;; Copyright - (cc) Some Rights Reserved 2007 Jonathan Arkell ;; Author: jonnay <jonnay@jonnay.net> ;; Keywords: java ;; This file is not part of GNU Emacs. ;; This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or ;; modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as ;; published by the Free Software Foundation version 2. ;; This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, but ;; WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of ;; MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the GNU ;; General Public License for more details. ;; For a copy of the GNU General Public License, search the Internet, ;; or write to the Free Software Foundation, Inc., 59 Temple Place, ;; Suite 330, Boston, MA 02111-1307 USA ;;; Commentary: ;; Why should eclipse guys get all the fun? Here are some commands for ;; working with android ;;; Install: ;; 1) add to your .emacs somehow. ;; 2) customize-group emdroid, and set the Emdroid Tools Dir to ;; the location of the Adroid SDK Tools Directory. ;; 2a) optionally set the name of the emdroid activity creator ;; executeable ;;; Use: ;; emdroid-create-activity ;; Create a new activity. Assumes the current directory. ;; emdroid-run ;; Execute the emulator. ;; emdroid-install ;; Asks for a file to install, and installs it on the emulator ;; emdroid-dmesg ;; Prints out the kernel dmesg ;; emdrpoid-info ;; Displays info of the device ;;; Bugs: ;; - I think my defcustoms are bunk, and the defaults have embedded quotes. ;;; Plan: ;; - Better usage and install docco ;; - Minor mode with key bindings ;; - more (useful) wrappers around adb commands ;; - wrappers around the ohter commands ;; - integration with jde, especially the debugger ;; - maybe some kinda sql-sqlite integration as well? ;; - dired hooks to copy files to and from the device easily? ;;; History: ;; * 0.1.1 - Added a real emacs prelude ;; - Added command to start emulator ;; - Added adb wrapper, it kinda sucks but is at least functional. ;; - Wrote some wrapper commands ;; * 0.1.0 - First Ever version on EmacsWiki. (defgroup emdroid nil "Customizations for the Emdroid Package." :version "0.1" :group 'emdroid) (defcustom emdroid-tools-dir nil "Directory where the emdroid tools are. i.e /android_sdk_windows_m3-rc22a/tools/" :group 'emdroid :type 'directory) (defcustom emdroid-activity-creator "activityCreator.bat" "If you are on windows it is likely ActivityCreator.bat. If you are on Linux or OS X it is likely ActivityCreator.py." :group 'emdroid :type 'string) (defvar emdroid-emulator-process nil "Variable storing the emulator process state.") (defvar emdroid-buffer nil "The output buffer for emdroids ADB.") (defun emdroid-create-activity (class-name) "Prompts for a class name, and runs the create activity utility in the current directory." (interactive "sFully Qualified Class Name:") (shell-command (concat emdroid-tools-dir "/" emdroid-activity-creator " " class-name) "*Create-Activity*")) (defun emdroid-emulator-live-p () "Returns whether or not the emulator is live" (and emdroid-emulator-process (eq (process-status emdroid-emulator-process) 'run))) (defun emdroid-run () "Executes the emulator" (interactive) (if (emdroid-emulator-live-p) (message "Emulator already running.") (progn (setq emdroid-emulator-process (start-process "em-droid-emulator" nil (concat emdroid-tools-dir "/emulator"))) (message "Launching emulator.")))) (defun emdroid-adb (command args) (if (not (buffer-live-p emdroid-buffer)) (setq emdroid-buffer (get-buffer-create "*ADB*"))) (pop-to-buffer emdroid-buffer nil) (end-of-buffer) (shell-command (concat emdroid-tools-dir "/adb " command " " args) 'true)) (defun emdroid-install (file) "Installs an android APK" (interactive "fPackage To Install: ") (emdroid-adb "install" file)) (defun emdroid-dmesg () "Show the linux dmesg" (interactive) (emdroid-adb "shell" "dmesg")) (defun emdroid-info () "Show info about the device. For now just the serial and device #" (interactive) (emdroid-adb "get-product" "") (emdroid-adb "get-serialno" "")) (provide 'emdroid) ;;; emdroid.el ends here