< Did you hear of the new Black Barbie?
< * It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.
< What's the difference between good black kids and bad black kids?
< * Good black kids are in medium security prisons.
< What is the difference between a shotgun and a black man?
< * The black man kills more.
< What do you call a bus full of blacks? * America's most wanted
< What would you call a world without blacks? * A Dream come true!
< What is the New York State motto? * Eat, Drink and be Merry,
< for tomorrow you may be killed by a nigger in Central park."
< What do you call a black man in a suit? * Defendant
< What do you say to a black man in a three-piece suit?
< * "Will the defendant please rise."
< What do you call a black woman who gets an abortion?
< * A member of Crime stoppers of America
< What happened to the black woman that had an abortion?
< * Crime stoppers sent her a check for 500 dollars.
< What's the most popular transport in Harlem? * Police cars.
< What is the most common form of transportation in Harlem? * Ambulances.
< How do you get a black kid to take a shower?
< * Open a fire hydrant, and start selling crack on the other side.
< If there are two black guys and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?
< * The white cop.
< Why did blacks evolve huge motherfucking lips?
< * Blacks discovered weed pipes hundreds of years ago.
< Why is the world like a bag of Jelly Beans? * Everyone Hates the Black Ones!
< What's long, black, and smelly? * The unemployment line.
< What qualifies as good behavior in a Harlem school?
< * Raising your hand before you pop a cap in the teacher.
< What do you call a white guy surrounded by
< * Three blacks? A victim.
< * Twenty blacks? Coach
< * Thirty blacks? Quarterback
< * 200 blacks? Warden
< Why don't blacks use checks? * Because they find it too hard to sign their
< names in spray paint.
< A white boy and a black boy are having a race down a tunnel. Who won?
< * The white boy, the nigger had to stop and spray paint "Muthafucka" on the wall.
< What is a cocoon? * A black guy with a stutter
< What's black, orange, and very pretty? * A nigger on fire.
< What do you have if you've got a nigger up to his neck in cement?
< * Not enough cement.
< Why do police dogs lick their asses so much?
< * To get the taste of NIGGER out of their mouths!
< Why doesn't a black mom let her little boy play in the sand box?
< * She is afraid that the cat will come and cover it up!
< Why aren't there any sandboxes in Harlem?
< * Cats keep trying to bury the baby niggers.
< Why do black people lean to the middle when they drive?
< * They think the smells coming from the outside.
< What do you call a new born black baby * A pile of shit.
< Why do blacks carry shit in their wallet? * Identification.
< Why does the black man carry a turd in his wallet? * Identification.
< Why don't sharks attack blacks? * They mistake them for whale shit.
< Why do blacks never get eaten by sharks?
< * Sharks like 'em crispy but not burned.
< How long does it take a nigger to shit? * Nine months
< What is the difference between niggers and dog shit?
< * The dog shit will eventually dry up, turn white, and quite stinking.
< What's the difference between a nigger and a pile of shit?
< * After a while the shit turns WHITE, and doesn't stink anymore!
< What's the difference between a nigger and a pile of cow shit?
< * The cow shit can be useful!
< What is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? * The bucket.
< What do poor black kids use instead of Play-Doh ? * Fresh dog shit.
< Why do blacks want to be like old dry shit?
< * because its white and it smells less
< Why don't black girls wear panties when they go out to eat?
< * It keeps the flies off the pizza.
< Why don't blacks put Oder Eaters in their shoes?
< * Because it makes them disappear!
< Why do blacks smell? * So blind people can hate them too!
< Why do niggers have such flat noses?
< * When they are born the doctor drops them on the floor,
< steps on the back of their heads and jerks the tail out.
< Why are niggers hands and feet white?
< * When God spray painted them black he said, "Up against the wall,
< What do you call a bunch of black guys under the C.N Tower? * Pubic Hair
< Why do Niggers wear baggy pants? * To hide their tails.
< How do you baby-sit black kids? * Wet their lips and stick them to the wall.
< How do you keep nigger kids them from jumping on the bed?
< * Put Velcro on the ceiling.
< How do you get them down from the ceiling?
< * Tell the little Mexican kids next door they're a pinata.
< Did you hear about the new Chap Stick for niggers? * It comes in a spray can.
< Why do niggers wear high heel shoes?
< * So their knuckles won't drag on the ground
< Why do niggers keep chickens in there backyard?
< * To teach there kid's how to walk.
< How do you kill a nigger? * Pop his lips
< What do you get if you cross a nigger and a hedgehog? * A HEDGEWOG
< What's tattooed on the inside of every Negro's lip? * Inflate to 50 psi.
< Did you here about the new lipstick for niggers * It comes with a spray can
< Why can't niggers fly? * Their lips explode at 30,000 feet.
< Why are there no nigger astronauts? * Their lips explode at 50,000 feet.
< Why do black women have such big purses? * To carry their lipstick.
< What do you call a bunch of niggers buried up to their eyeballs? * Afro-turf
< What do you call a nigger with a pale face? * Down a quart.
< Why do niggers wear wide brimmed hats? * So birds won't shit on their lips
< What do you call a nigger with yellow teeth? * Violet crumble
< What do you call 10,000 niggers running down the street? * A mud slide.
< Why don't niggers drive convertibles?
< * They would get knocked out by their lips flying around (slapping together)
< How do you stop a nigger kid from crying in the car?
< * Lick his lips and stick him to the window.
< What do black girls and bears have in common? * They both suck their paws
< Why was the wheelbarrow invented? * To teach Niggers to walk on their hind legs.
< What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
< * Skid marks in front of the dog.
< What's the difference between a deer in the road and a nigger in the road?
< * The deer has skid marks in front of it
< How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex? * She locks the car doors.
< How do you kill a nigger? * Throw 25 cents under a moving bus.
< Why did all the blacks die in Vietnam?
< * When the sergeant said "Get down!", they got up and started dancing.
< If Tarzan and Jane were black, what would Cheetah be?
< * The brains of the outfit.
< What is long and hard on a nigger? * First Grade
< What is long and hard on a nigger? * The Fourth Grade.
< What is eight miles long and has a combined I.Q. of 68?
< * The "Martin Luther King Day" parade.
< What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a nigger?
< * A dumb gorilla, you can never make a nigger any smarter!
< What do you get when you cross a monkey and a nigger?
< * Nothing, monkeys are too smart to fuck niggers!
< What do you call a nigger with an IQ of 15? * Gifted.
< What do you call a nigger with an IQ of 150? * Tribe.
< What does PONTIAC stand for? * Poor old nigger thinks its a Cadillac.
< What's dumber than three wiggers trying to build a house underwater?
< * Three niggers trying to burn it down.
< Why don't niggers like country music?
< * Because when they hear hoe- down they think their sisters been shot
< The nigger went to the doctor, and the doc said he was impotent.
< The nigger said "Dang now iz gotsta gets me a new suit", and the doc asked why?
< * Well...If Iz gotsta be impawtent den iz wantsta looks impawtent
< What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger nigger?
< * Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
< What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy?
< * A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
< What do niggers and sperm have in common? * Only one in two million work!
< Hear about the new gun called the nigger?
< * It doesn't work and you can't fire it.
< Why don't black people like it when blacks and Mexicans have babies?
< * The kid might be too lazy to steal!
< Why wouldn't the black guy let his daughter marry the Mexican?
< * He figured the kids would grow up too lazy to steal.
< What's The Difference between a nigger and a pizza?
< * A pizza can feed a family!
< What do you do after you see a nigger working hard?
< * Open your eyes, get up, get dressed, and make your bed.
< (there's no such thing as a hard working nigger in real life)
< What's the difference between a broken-down car and a nigger?
< * The broken down car will probably work again one day.
< Did you hear about the nigger with insomnia? * He kept waking up twice a week.
< Why are so many niggers moving to Detroit?
< * They heard there were no jobs there.
< How can you spot a Black masochist? * He's the one working for a living.
< How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
< * He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
< What is a nigger's favorite anti-perspirant? * Unemployment.
< How do you starve a nigger? * Hide the food stamps and welfare checks under a bar of soap.
< Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? * Under his work boots.
< How do you get twelve niggers in a Volkswagon?
< * Toss a welfare check in the back seat.
< Why will niggers never out-number white people in the USA?
< * Because if they did, there wouldn't be enough of a tax base to support the
< welfare system, and they'd all starve!
< How do you get 400 niggers in an Escort?
< * I don't know, but they figure it out.
< How do you get niggers out of your neighborhood?
< * Hide all the good cardboard boxes.
< Why was the million monkey march so successful? * No one missed work
< What's long and black? * The unemployment line
< How do you start a black parade? * By rolling a penny down the street
< Did you hear about the hard working black guy? * NO? Neither did I.
< Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
< * Because of the pubic hair on their heads.
< What is a black mans porno magazine? * National Geographic.
< What do black people give their daughter when she turns 13? * A baby shower
< Why do niggers have red eyes after having sex ?
< * Because its from all the pepper spray
< Why do niggers cry during sex? * Because of the Mace!
< (sprayed in the face before rape)
< Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? * Mace will do that to you.
< How do you stop five niggers from raping a white woman?
< * Throw them a basketball.
< What does a 13 year old black girl say when she's having sex?
< * Get off me Dad, you're squashing my cigarettes.
< What do you call sex with a black man? * Rape!
< What is the only way to rape a nigger? * Don't pay her
< Why do black girls dye their hair blonde and wear blue contacts?
< * So black men will date them.
< What do you call a white woman who dates a black man? * Color blind!
< What does cotton have in common with noses? * Niggers are good at picking both.
< What do you call a barn full of dead niggers?
< * Antique farm equipment (cotton pickers)
< What do you call three Niggers hanging in you tool shed? * Old yard tools.
< How do you tell if a nigger's been in your house?
< * The house smells like B.O., the leftover fried chicken is gone,
< and your toilet's clean as a whistle.
< Why do our grandparents refer to their childhood as the "good ole days"?
< * That's back when they owned niggers.
< What do you call a nigger at Princeton? * Janitor.
< What is white from above and black up close? * A cotton field.
< Why did the nigger cross the road? * Who the hell cares,
< why the fuck is he out of the cotton field.
< Why are there niggers in heaven? * There's toilets to be cleaned there too.
< How many Pollock's does it take to clean a bathroom?
< * None- That's a niggers job!
< What was a niggers first words back in 1850?
< * Yessir Masser, I clean it up real good for ya masser
< What do you get when you cross a nigger and an octopus?
< * I don't know, but it sure can pick some cotton!
< What do you say to a nigger with a job?
< * I'd like a cheeseburger, large fries, and a medium Coke
< What do you say to a black man in uniform?
< * "I'll have a Big Mac with cheese and a coke."
< How do you make a nigger nervous? * Take him to an auction.
< What was missing from the million man march? * An auctioneer
< What's the difference between a black and a snow tire?
< * A snow tire won't sing when you put chains on it.
< What's the difference between a black and a snow tire?
< * When you put chains on tires they don't start singing amazing grace
< What is green and yellow and sits on my front porch?
< * Well he's my nigger and ill paint him whatever color I like damn it!
< Where can you find a good nigger? * In the cemetery.
< Where can you find a good nigger? * In the cotton field.
< What's the difference between niggers and pit-bulls?
< * It's still legal to own a pit-bull.
> I am a GNU Emacs user since about 1996. 2001 I started using CVS Emacs, it's quite stable and runs fine.
> I have made a lot of contributions (tests, debugging, snippets, suggestions) to elisp packages. The only mature package i wrote myself is Lisp:highlight-current-line.el.
> What i really like is the customizability of GNU Emacs and the tons of ready-to-use major modes available.
> I am craving for a working GNU Emacs plugin for Eclipse, but that seems to be a huge project. Eclipse has unique features as a java IDE, but i don't like the editor. It isn't programmable, customizable etc. It would be nice if GNU Emacs would be embeddable into other IDEs. It is a very great IDE by itself, but sometimes graphical user interfaces are very helpful.
> Christoph Conrad
> : Welcome to the wiki! -- AlexSchroeder
I am a GNU Emacs user since about 1996. 2001 I started using CVS Emacs, it’s quite stable and runs fine.
I have made a lot of contributions (tests, debugging, snippets, suggestions) to elisp packages. The only mature package i wrote myself is Lisp:highlight-current-line.el.
What i really like is the customizability of GNU Emacs and the tons of ready-to-use major modes available.
I am craving for a working GNU Emacs plugin for Eclipse, but that seems to be a huge project. Eclipse has unique features as a java IDE, but i don’t like the editor. It isn’t programmable, customizable etc. It would be nice if GNU Emacs would be embeddable into other IDEs. It is a very great IDE by itself, but sometimes graphical user interfaces are very helpful.