Summary: Experimental nigger revertor in progress
< Did you hear of the new Black Barbie?
< * It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.
< What's the difference between good black kids and bad black kids?
< * Good black kids are in medium security prisons.
< What is the difference between a shotgun and a black man?
< * The black man kills more.
< What do you call a bus full of blacks? * America's most wanted
< What would you call a world without blacks? * A Dream come true!
< What is the New York State motto? * Eat, Drink and be Merry,
< for tomorrow you may be killed by a nigger in Central park."
< What do you call a black man in a suit? * Defendant
< What do you say to a black man in a three-piece suit?
< * "Will the defendant please rise."
< What do you call a black woman who gets an abortion?
< * A member of Crime stoppers of America
< What happened to the black woman that had an abortion?
< * Crime stoppers sent her a check for 500 dollars.
< What's the most popular transport in Harlem? * Police cars.
< What is the most common form of transportation in Harlem? * Ambulances.
< How do you get a black kid to take a shower?
< * Open a fire hydrant, and start selling crack on the other side.
< If there are two black guys and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?
< * The white cop.
< Why did blacks evolve huge motherfucking lips?
< * Blacks discovered weed pipes hundreds of years ago.
< Why is the world like a bag of Jelly Beans? * Everyone Hates the Black Ones!
< What's long, black, and smelly? * The unemployment line.
< What qualifies as good behavior in a Harlem school?
< * Raising your hand before you pop a cap in the teacher.
< What do you call a white guy surrounded by
< * Three blacks? A victim.
< * Twenty blacks? Coach
< * Thirty blacks? Quarterback
< * 200 blacks? Warden
< Why don't blacks use checks? * Because they find it too hard to sign their
< names in spray paint.
< A white boy and a black boy are having a race down a tunnel. Who won?
< * The white boy, the nigger had to stop and spray paint "Muthafucka" on the wall.
< What is a cocoon? * A black guy with a stutter
< What's black, orange, and very pretty? * A nigger on fire.
< What do you have if you've got a nigger up to his neck in cement?
< * Not enough cement.
< Why do police dogs lick their asses so much?
< * To get the taste of NIGGER out of their mouths!
< Why doesn't a black mom let her little boy play in the sand box?
< * She is afraid that the cat will come and cover it up!
< Why aren't there any sandboxes in Harlem?
< * Cats keep trying to bury the baby niggers.
< Why do black people lean to the middle when they drive?
< * They think the smells coming from the outside.
< What do you call a new born black baby * A pile of shit.
< Why do blacks carry shit in their wallet? * Identification.
< Why does the black man carry a turd in his wallet? * Identification.
< Why don't sharks attack blacks? * They mistake them for whale shit.
< Why do blacks never get eaten by sharks?
< * Sharks like 'em crispy but not burned.
< How long does it take a nigger to shit? * Nine months
< What is the difference between niggers and dog shit?
< * The dog shit will eventually dry up, turn white, and quite stinking.
< What's the difference between a nigger and a pile of shit?
< * After a while the shit turns WHITE, and doesn't stink anymore!
< What's the difference between a nigger and a pile of cow shit?
< * The cow shit can be useful!
< What is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? * The bucket.
< What do poor black kids use instead of Play-Doh ? * Fresh dog shit.
< Why do blacks want to be like old dry shit?
< * because its white and it smells less
< Why don't black girls wear panties when they go out to eat?
< * It keeps the flies off the pizza.
< Why don't blacks put Oder Eaters in their shoes?
< * Because it makes them disappear!
< Why do blacks smell? * So blind people can hate them too!
< Why do niggers have such flat noses?
< * When they are born the doctor drops them on the floor,
< steps on the back of their heads and jerks the tail out.
< Why are niggers hands and feet white?
< * When God spray painted them black he said, "Up against the wall,
< What do you call a bunch of black guys under the C.N Tower? * Pubic Hair
< Why do Niggers wear baggy pants? * To hide their tails.
< How do you baby-sit black kids? * Wet their lips and stick them to the wall.
< How do you keep nigger kids them from jumping on the bed?
< * Put Velcro on the ceiling.
< How do you get them down from the ceiling?
< * Tell the little Mexican kids next door they're a pinata.
< Did you hear about the new Chap Stick for niggers? * It comes in a spray can.
< Why do niggers wear high heel shoes?
< * So their knuckles won't drag on the ground
< Why do niggers keep chickens in there backyard?
< * To teach there kid's how to walk.
< How do you kill a nigger? * Pop his lips
< What do you get if you cross a nigger and a hedgehog? * A HEDGEWOG
< What's tattooed on the inside of every Negro's lip? * Inflate to 50 psi.
< Did you here about the new lipstick for niggers * It comes with a spray can
< Why can't niggers fly? * Their lips explode at 30,000 feet.
< Why are there no nigger astronauts? * Their lips explode at 50,000 feet.
< Why do black women have such big purses? * To carry their lipstick.
< What do you call a bunch of niggers buried up to their eyeballs? * Afro-turf
< What do you call a nigger with a pale face? * Down a quart.
< Why do niggers wear wide brimmed hats? * So birds won't shit on their lips
< What do you call a nigger with yellow teeth? * Violet crumble
< What do you call 10,000 niggers running down the street? * A mud slide.
< Why don't niggers drive convertibles?
< * They would get knocked out by their lips flying around (slapping together)
< How do you stop a nigger kid from crying in the car?
< * Lick his lips and stick him to the window.
< What do black girls and bears have in common? * They both suck their paws
< Why was the wheelbarrow invented? * To teach Niggers to walk on their hind legs.
< What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
< * Skid marks in front of the dog.
< What's the difference between a deer in the road and a nigger in the road?
< * The deer has skid marks in front of it
< How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex? * She locks the car doors.
< How do you kill a nigger? * Throw 25 cents under a moving bus.
< Why did all the blacks die in Vietnam?
< * When the sergeant said "Get down!", they got up and started dancing.
< If Tarzan and Jane were black, what would Cheetah be?
< * The brains of the outfit.
< What is long and hard on a nigger? * First Grade
< What is long and hard on a nigger? * The Fourth Grade.
< What is eight miles long and has a combined I.Q. of 68?
< * The "Martin Luther King Day" parade.
< What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a nigger?
< * A dumb gorilla, you can never make a nigger any smarter!
< What do you get when you cross a monkey and a nigger?
< * Nothing, monkeys are too smart to fuck niggers!
< What do you call a nigger with an IQ of 15? * Gifted.
< What do you call a nigger with an IQ of 150? * Tribe.
< What does PONTIAC stand for? * Poor old nigger thinks its a Cadillac.
< What's dumber than three wiggers trying to build a house underwater?
< * Three niggers trying to burn it down.
< Why don't niggers like country music?
< * Because when they hear hoe- down they think their sisters been shot
< The nigger went to the doctor, and the doc said he was impotent.
< The nigger said "Dang now iz gotsta gets me a new suit", and the doc asked why?
< * Well...If Iz gotsta be impawtent den iz wantsta looks impawtent
< What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger nigger?
< * Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
< What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy?
< * A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
< What do niggers and sperm have in common? * Only one in two million work!
< Hear about the new gun called the nigger?
< * It doesn't work and you can't fire it.
< Why don't black people like it when blacks and Mexicans have babies?
< * The kid might be too lazy to steal!
< Why wouldn't the black guy let his daughter marry the Mexican?
< * He figured the kids would grow up too lazy to steal.
< What's The Difference between a nigger and a pizza?
< * A pizza can feed a family!
< What do you do after you see a nigger working hard?
< * Open your eyes, get up, get dressed, and make your bed.
< (there's no such thing as a hard working nigger in real life)
< What's the difference between a broken-down car and a nigger?
< * The broken down car will probably work again one day.
< Did you hear about the nigger with insomnia? * He kept waking up twice a week.
< Why are so many niggers moving to Detroit?
< * They heard there were no jobs there.
< How can you spot a Black masochist? * He's the one working for a living.
< How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
< * He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
< What is a nigger's favorite anti-perspirant? * Unemployment.
< How do you starve a nigger? * Hide the food stamps and welfare checks under a bar of soap.
< Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? * Under his work boots.
< How do you get twelve niggers in a Volkswagon?
< * Toss a welfare check in the back seat.
< Why will niggers never out-number white people in the USA?
< * Because if they did, there wouldn't be enough of a tax base to support the
< welfare system, and they'd all starve!
< How do you get 400 niggers in an Escort?
< * I don't know, but they figure it out.
< How do you get niggers out of your neighborhood?
< * Hide all the good cardboard boxes.
< Why was the million monkey march so successful? * No one missed work
< What's long and black? * The unemployment line
< How do you start a black parade? * By rolling a penny down the street
< Did you hear about the hard working black guy? * NO? Neither did I.
< Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
< * Because of the pubic hair on their heads.
< What is a black mans porno magazine? * National Geographic.
< What do black people give their daughter when she turns 13? * A baby shower
< Why do niggers have red eyes after having sex ?
< * Because its from all the pepper spray
< Why do niggers cry during sex? * Because of the Mace!
< (sprayed in the face before rape)
< Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? * Mace will do that to you.
< How do you stop five niggers from raping a white woman?
< * Throw them a basketball.
< What does a 13 year old black girl say when she's having sex?
< * Get off me Dad, you're squashing my cigarettes.
< What do you call sex with a black man? * Rape!
< What is the only way to rape a nigger? * Don't pay her
< Why do black girls dye their hair blonde and wear blue contacts?
< * So black men will date them.
< What do you call a white woman who dates a black man? * Color blind!
< What does cotton have in common with noses? * Niggers are good at picking both.
< What do you call a barn full of dead niggers?
< * Antique farm equipment (cotton pickers)
< What do you call three Niggers hanging in you tool shed? * Old yard tools.
< How do you tell if a nigger's been in your house?
< * The house smells like B.O., the leftover fried chicken is gone,
< and your toilet's clean as a whistle.
< Why do our grandparents refer to their childhood as the "good ole days"?
< * That's back when they owned niggers.
< What do you call a nigger at Princeton? * Janitor.
< What is white from above and black up close? * A cotton field.
< Why did the nigger cross the road? * Who the hell cares,
< why the fuck is he out of the cotton field.
< Why are there niggers in heaven? * There's toilets to be cleaned there too.
< How many Pollock's does it take to clean a bathroom?
< * None- That's a niggers job!
< What was a niggers first words back in 1850?
< * Yessir Masser, I clean it up real good for ya masser
< What do you get when you cross a nigger and an octopus?
< * I don't know, but it sure can pick some cotton!
< What do you say to a nigger with a job?
< * I'd like a cheeseburger, large fries, and a medium Coke
< What do you say to a black man in uniform?
< * "I'll have a Big Mac with cheese and a coke."
< How do you make a nigger nervous? * Take him to an auction.
< What was missing from the million man march? * An auctioneer
< What's the difference between a black and a snow tire?
< * A snow tire won't sing when you put chains on it.
< What's the difference between a black and a snow tire?
< * When you put chains on tires they don't start singing amazing grace
< What is green and yellow and sits on my front porch?
< * Well he's my nigger and ill paint him whatever color I like damn it!
< Where can you find a good nigger? * In the cemetery.
< Where can you find a good nigger? * In the cotton field.
< What's the difference between niggers and pit-bulls?
< * It's still legal to own a pit-bull.
> [http://www.foldr.org/~michaelw/emacs/mwe-screen-server.tar.gz mwe-screen-server] provides a mechanism by which you can run emacs in server mode
> in a screen session. When emacs is run, it will automatically
> switch to the screen window with emacs server running. When
> finished in the buffer (C-x #), this will automatically switch the
> user back to the screen window they originated from.
> This code provides roughly the same functionality as screenserver.el,
> but does not rely on temporary files for Emacs<->screen communication. On the
> downside, it therefore only works with GnuClient.
> Additional features compared to screenserver.el:
> * handles multiple (client) editing session correctly (it
> switches each back to the screen where it was started from)
> * attaches to a running screen if not currently running inside
> one (also detaches if editing is finished)
> * gracefully handles X vs. TTY Emacs servers
> * GnuClient (mw-screen-server does NOT work with EmacsClient since
> it lacks the "-eval" feature)
> : Note: emacsclient from emacs cvs now has -eval capabilities, just like XEmacs -- BasKok
> * [http://www.gnu.org/software/screen/ GNU screen]
> Tested with:
> * GNU Emacs 220.127.116.11
> * gnuserv 3.12.4
> * screen 3.9.12
> CategoryExternalUtilities CategoryDisplay GnuClient MichaelWeber
mwe-screen-server provides a mechanism by which you can run emacs in server mode in a screen session. When emacs is run, it will automatically switch to the screen window with emacs server running. When finished in the buffer (C-x #), this will automatically switch the user back to the screen window they originated from.
This code provides roughly the same functionality as screenserver.el, but does not rely on temporary files for Emacs←>screen communication. On the downside, it therefore only works with GnuClient.
Additional features compared to screenserver.el: