WaitingForEmacs

From http://article.gmane.org/gmane.emacs.devel/47911

“Waiting for Emacs” would make for a scintillating piece of absurd theater, with the particularly rememberable line “Code, pig!”. I have not yet figured out where XEmacs would come into play, though.

ESTRAGON: Charming spot. (He turns, advances to front, halts facing auditorium .) Inspiring prospects. (He turns to Vladimir.) Let’s release.

VLADIMIR: We can’t.

ESTRAGON: Why not?

VLADIMIR: We’re waiting for The Release.

ESTRAGON: (despairingly). Ah! (Pause.) You’re sure it was here?

VLADIMIR: What?

ESTRAGON: That we were to wait.

VLADIMIR: He said from the trunk. (They look at the CVS tree.) Do you see any others?

ESTRAGON: What is it?

VLADIMIR: I don’t know. A branch.

ESTRAGON: Where are the commits?

VLADIMIR: It must be dead.

ESTRAGON: No more weeping.

VLADIMIR: Or perhaps it’s not the season.

ESTRAGON: Nothing to be done…

DIDI: I’ve about come ‘round to that opinion myself. All my life, I’ve put it from me, saying “Vladimir, be reasonable”. And so I resumed the struggle.

ESTRAGON: Let’s go!

DIDI: We can’t.

ESTRAGON: Why not?

DIDI: We’re waiting for The Release.

ESTRAGON: Ahh…